You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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