is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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