why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
