In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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