kristin has been a bad kristin
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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