As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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