You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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