If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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