I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
