You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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