So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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