So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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