the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
