Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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