No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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