You surviving the open bar?
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Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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