It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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