Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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