I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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