I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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