everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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