Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Did you just see the Batmobile???
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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