i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Everyone says I win the strip club
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
