i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I would ride that face into the sunset
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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