1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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