I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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