So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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