I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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