i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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