so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
