Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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