Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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