Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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