Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
my poor anus
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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