I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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