He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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