I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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