She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm really busy with my period
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