Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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