i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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