I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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