He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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