I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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