well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My brain says no but my pants say off.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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