Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize