she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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