But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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