If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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