People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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