Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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