you guys were way drunker than both of me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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