Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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