We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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